Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Randomize
