Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
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