I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
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