We're facebook friends in real life
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
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