dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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