Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I need to align my fucking chakras
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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