I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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