your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
I did not marry a roomba.
Randomize
