Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
don't judge my taste in strippers
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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