return my video game
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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