Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I understand Curling. That high.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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