Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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