We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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