Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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