Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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