come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
it was like having sex with a tree stump
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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