Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
my poor anus
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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