I need to stop coming to work sober
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
You need Xanax blowdarts
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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