She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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