Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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