i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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