ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Found the puke drawer
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
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