your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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