Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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