just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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