There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
You're completely useless in the revolution.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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