Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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