I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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