Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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