We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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