you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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