On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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