This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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