I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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