absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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