Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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