after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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