How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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