ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
i believe in u and ur pee
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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