you have to choose: penises or morals?
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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