love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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