What tipped you off? The sombrero?
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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