so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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