Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Why is there bacon in the couch?
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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