I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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