K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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