He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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