Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Randomize
