can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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