He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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