Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
